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Topical questions of the week
Jan. 23rd, 2009 12:09 am1) Do left-handers automatically make better US presidents? Yes folks, it's time to celebrate because we have a southpaw in the White House again! :o)
2) Why are the neon signs on the outside of Woolworths still lit up, and who's paying the electric bill?
3) Should I worry that it never occurred to me that I should be worried if there is a God? Does He have some sort of vendetta I don't know about, that means I should avoid targeted lightning bolts?
Edit:
4) Why does everyone make the 'Italian Job conundrum' so complicated? Michael Caine was already over the tipping point. All he had to do was crawl back to the safer end of the bus so that the weight balanced enough for one of them to get out. Then load the front of the bus with rocks, go fetch a tow truck - you've got no end of possibilities!
2) Why are the neon signs on the outside of Woolworths still lit up, and who's paying the electric bill?
3) Should I worry that it never occurred to me that I should be worried if there is a God? Does He have some sort of vendetta I don't know about, that means I should avoid targeted lightning bolts?
Edit:
4) Why does everyone make the 'Italian Job conundrum' so complicated? Michael Caine was already over the tipping point. All he had to do was crawl back to the safer end of the bus so that the weight balanced enough for one of them to get out. Then load the front of the bus with rocks, go fetch a tow truck - you've got no end of possibilities!
