rich_jacko: (TFs 2007)
The Shape of Water - I will happily watch anything Guillermo del Toro makes, and this sweet, crazy, spooky cross between The Little Mermaid, Creature From the Black Lagoon, and E.T. is one of his best. Sally Hawkins is captivating as Elisa, a mute cleaner who forms a bond with a mysterious creature being held captive in the secret government facility where she works. Octavia Spencer, Richard Jenkins, Doug Jones and Michael Shannon round out an exceptional cast. There are some astonishing and original visual set-pieces, with a lot of underlying heart. This is a dark fairy tale in the style of The Devil's Backbone / Pan's Labyrinth, only this time (as del Toro has said) about the fears of adulthood rather than the fears of childhood. Other-worldly, gripping, romantic and unique, it deserves all the awards it has won.

Black Panther - Another film which deserves its hype is Marvel's 18th. Yes, it's great to finally have a Hollywood blockbuster where the main cast (led by Chadwick Boseman in the title role) are nearly all black, where the story is African-centric rather than US-centric (albeit in the made-up country of Wakanda), and which gives strong (and not just token) roles to its female characters. It's even better that this is treated as normal. But, diversity points aside, it's also a cracking good blockbuster. Okay, it follows the now-established Marvel origin movie template, so it's not going to win too many prizes for originality, but everything it does, it does really well. All of the characters, including the villains, are well-rounded and there's a lot going on. Plot-wise, it's a struggle for power and an object lesson in the responsible use of power. Action-wise, it's up there with the best.

I, Tonya - Now this is a bold film. Take the true life story of American Olympic figure skater, Tonya Harding (Margot Robbie), her abusive mother (Allison Janney) and, later, her abusive husband (Sebastian Stan), and the ill-fated plot to nobble rival skater, Nancy Kerrigan (Caitlin Carver). Now make it a disjointed mix of mockumentary interviews and flashbacks. Now make it a black comedy. Amazingly, it not only works, it works really well. The interviews bring you closer to the characters and the absurdity and humour knock a little of the nasty edge off their actions, but without undermining the film's power. Sometimes uncomfortable, but compellingly watchable throughout, you find yourself empathising with Tonya and even (against your better judgement) liking some of the more unpleasant characters too. The film doesn't exactly completely exonerate her, but the real life Tonya Harding has said it's mostly true. A good one if you're in the mood for something a bit different.

You Were Never Really Here - You'd think I'd have learned by now (especially after Phantom Thread) not to watch films just because they get rave reviews. A bearded, barely-recognisable Joaquin Phoenix plays Joe, a mercenary who helps track down missing kids and punish their kidnappers. There's a plot, in which he rescues the governor's daughter and gets drawn into a wider conspiracy, but writer/director Lynne Ramsey isn't really interested in that (and it shows). This is more a character study of Joe and what makes him do the things he does. Which is all very well, except that (spoiler alert) it never gets beyond "some bad things happened to him as a kid, so now he's a loner and he fights bad guys". Which makes him intense, but just not that interesting.

Pacific Rim: Uprising - To my shame, I've not seen the Guillermo del Toro original (though I have just picked it up on DVD), so I can't say how good a sequel it is. There's no sign of the del Toro magic here though. Watching giant robots smash each other is entertaining enough, and it's a million times better than certain Michael Bay efforts. It is, however, so overblown that there's often little sense of tangible danger, and it frequently feels like you're watching someone play a video game. It gets by mostly on the charm of its lead actors, John Boyega and Cailee Spaeney. They play, respectively, the reluctant son of a war hero and a determined teenage hacker, both of whom get sucked into a new conflict. It's fun in a Marvel way, but nothing outstanding.

Ready Player One - Now this, of course, is a film almost entirely about playing video games. Described (pretty accurately) as "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory meets The Matrix", it's set in a dystopian future where the populace seeks refuge from their daily lives inside a virtual world, the OASIS. When its creator (Mark Rylance) dies, bequeathing control to whoever solves three challenges, teen gamers Parzival (Tye Sheridan) and Art3mis (Olivia Cooke) team up to win through ahead of the evil IOI corporation (headed up by the dastardly Ben Mendelsohn). It's a simpler, trimmed-down story compared with the book, but the main changes - making Art3mis a much more important character and replacing the 1970s video game challenges with more cinimatic ones) feel right for the screen. There's an underlying message about how we live our lives and interact with one another, but mostly this is Spielberg exercising his popcorn entertainment skills. Flowing seemlessly between the OASIS and the real world, and packed full of joyfully geeky tributes (Yay, Serenity!), it's a lot of fun. Definitely one to watch on the big screen though.

Isle of Dogs - Wes Anderson is a "Marmite" director. Whether you love or hate his works, Isle of Dogs will not change your opinion, as it's his most Wes Anderson-y film yet. The stop-motion animation has a charming, Wallace & Grommit style, home-made feel to it, but the quirky, often brutal and always deadpan humour is probably not going to be engaging for many kids. It worked for me. That the human characters talk in their native languages, occasionally translated "by professional interpreter, exchange student or experimental device" while "all dog barks are presented in English" tells you most of what you need to know. The domineering mayor of 'Megasaki City' banishes all dogs to an island rubbish tip, following an outbreak of 'canine flu'. His 12-year-old ward goes in to find and rescue his own dog. Needless to say, it does not go according to plan. Various American star names make up the canine cast. Accusations of 'cultural appropriation' have been levelled at the film, but its bonkers enough that I think the Japanese film industry at least would probably approve...

A Quiet Place - This is a superb post-apocalyptic horror with an ingeniously simple concept - If you make a noise, the monsters will get you! We follow a family (Emily Blunt, John Krasinski and - without wishing to spoil things - their varying number of kids) as they struggle to survive and lead a normal-ish life in an abandoned world, where they can only communicate in whispers and sign language (however much they might want to yell sometimes!). As you might expect, it's very tense and the sound design is amazing. (Kudos to Cineworld for showing it on one of its better sound-proofed screens.) At a lean 90 minutes, it doesn't waste time with backstory or anything other than the family and their immediate plight, and is all the better for it. The creatures, slightly reminiscent of Aliens, are never far away, but aren't over-used. They're mainly seen in quick glimpses, or a close-up of a limb, an ear, or lots of teeth. Scary stuff.
rich_jacko: (lego ani)
The Ninjago City / Temple of Airjitsu complex is massively impressive, but it's just too damn big to fit in with my ever-growing modular city. Plus, you know I can rarely resist messing around with official sets. So I decided to keep the bits that fitted best, and rebuild them into a smaller (but still 2,642-piece set, with another 100 pieces for the mini-figures) modular Japanese restaurant, on a suitable scale. Here's the result:

The new building is two storeys. I've kept the frontage of the seafood restaurant from the city set (including the crab above the door!), flattening it out so it no longer wraps around a corner. Above, I've used mainly pieces from the temple to create a matching upper floor, and transferred an interesting feature window from the city set to differentiate the upper floor above the alley, with the alley itself being completely new.

At the back, I've created a courtyard with the temple fountain, and added flowers, paving and other features. It makes a nice little space as a miniature Japanese quarter to the town. The comic store and fashion shop from the city set round off one side of the courtyard.



The ground floor of the restaurant is mostly taken up by the amazing rotating sushi bar from the city set (with a few added dishes). The comic store is unchanged. Besides that, the rest of the ground floor layout was mainly determined by access - As well as the alley entrance, I needed to include doors to the various premises off the courtyard, and staircases to the upper floor of the restaurant as well as the fashion shop.





Upstairs, the restaurant includes a kitchen area with the rotary crab cooker (which was a pain to transfer into this build!) and the toilet from the city set, as well as a new raised area with more seating. The fashion shop needed careful planning as to what to keep. It's a fair bit smaller than the shop in the city set, and I had to work the staircase access into the design. I'm happy with the result though, as it keeps most of the elements I liked about the original.



The roofs were a pretty straightforward build. The main roof is mainly just a repackaging of elements from the city roof, especially at the front. The fashion shop roof was dead easy at less than 100 pieces. But they both do the job.



Here's the completed restaurant in the modular street. I think it fits in okay:

rich_jacko: (River Tam XKCD)
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - Frustrated at the lack of progress in investigating her daughter's murder, Mildred Hayes (the ever-amazing Frances McDormand) places a message across three billboards, challenging police chief Willoughby (an almost equally impressive performance from Woody Harrelson). But the townsfolk like Willoughby, and many of them don't like Mildred, leading to an escalation. Jet-black humour in the style of Fargo; nasty-yet-sympathetic characters from the writer/director of In Bruges; and a surprising plot with no easy answers. Believe the hype about this one. It's a dark, unique and brilliant film, possibly the best you'll see all year.

Darkest Hour - Hyped for Gary Oldman's performance as Winston Churchill, it's true he does a fantastic job, but it's slightly disappointing that this film is little more than a vehicle for his performance. Set in the first days of Churchill's premiership, the story focusses on his political struggles with enemies within his own party, many of whom still support Chamberlain (Ronald Pickup)'s policy of appeasement. Which is fine, and a story rarely looked at in any detail, but that's because there are so many more interesting stories to tell about old Winston. It's very good insofar as it goes, but the war often feels like a distant backdrop.

Coco - Oh Pixar, you're making us smile and cry at the same time again. Set around the Mexican Dia De Los Muertos, young Miguel dreams of being a musician, like his hero, Ernesto de la Cruz. But his family have banned music for generations, ever since Miguel's great-great-grandfather abandoned them to pursue a musical career. Struggling to reconcile his musical passion with his loyalty to family, Miguel finds himself in the land of the dead, and must get back before sunrise. Parts of this are typical Pixar road movie, and the twists are fairly obvious, but it's interwoven with complex themes of loss, memories and reconciliation. It's also visually stunning, even for a Pixar film. Watch it.

Early Man - It's the Stone Age vs the Bronze Age, as a group of cavemen challenge their more sophisticated city-dwelling neighbours, in order to win back their valley. Eddie Redmayne, Maisie Williams and Tom Hiddleston star alongside half of Britain's comedy performers, all feeling the lure of the Beautiful Game. Aardman's latest is a sports underdog film in the style of The Flintstones. It's got all the home-made charm and warm humour we love about Aardman, but it's their least inventive or original work so far. The story is very formulaic and the gags feel less fresh than usual. Football fans will love it, but it's a distinctly average film for everyone else.

The Post - Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks star as the owner and lead journalist, respectively, of The Washington Post, in this worthy Spielberg drama. Details of decades of government cover-ups are leaking out, but President Nixon is taking a firm hand against any newspaper that runs the story, citing national security. Does The Post publish and risk being shut down? Are the security concerns valid? How far do the responsibilities of a free press extend? The film grapples with these questions, while exploring the dynamic between Streep and Hanks, and also the sexism she faces as a woman at the top of a man's world. There's nothing groundbreaking here, but it's a solid film all round.

Phantom Thread - A strange tale of obsession, delving into the weird relationships between eccentric dress designer Reynolds Woodcock (Daniel Day-Lewis), his sister, Cyril (Lesley Manville), and his lover/muse, Alma (Vicky Krieps). The critics adore this one. There's some clever fairy tale elements going on, and the lead trio all give excellent performances, but for some reason the film left me cold. I just couldn't get into it. Maybe it's because I wasn't really interested in the subject matter (I only watched it because of the rave reviews). Maybe it's because the main characters were so inhuman and unlikeable. Maybe it was something else. *shrug*

The Mercy - Based on the true story of amateur yachtsman, Donald Crowhurst (Colin Firth)'s attempt to win the first round-the-world solo race, this is real life rather than Hollywood. Things do not go according to plan. Faced with an impossible choice, our "hero" chooses to cheat, and pays a heavy price. Rachel Weisz co-stars as Donald's loyal wife, David Thewlis as the reporter bringing his story to the world, and Ken Stott as his financier. It's a tragic, un-heroic tale that nevertheless always has you on Donald's side, admiring his sense of adventure and sympathising with his plight. It won't be to everyone's tastes, but (unlike Phantom Thread) as a piece of raw, human drama, I got a lot from it.
rich_jacko: (iconic)
...or, bits of my life according to my posts on Facebook, anyway!

9 January at 21:06:
Snow Nessie was 8 years ago! That was probably the last really big snow in Hillsborough. We need more!

17 January at 18:33:
The pavements were covered in slush this morning, so I wore my snow boots for the walk into work. I'd forgotten how cosy they are - toasty toes! :o)

26 January at 22:26:
A long day at work today, but I did get to go to the top of the Walkie-Talkie, which wasn't bad. :o)

29 January at 18:48:
"Problems" it's nice to have: I have a week's holiday I need to use up by the end of February. Any ideas for how I should spend it? Anyone got any exciting plans for half term or anything?

3 February at 12:29:
Hmm, I think the parkrun results must've got one token out of sync at some point this morning. I was faster than that, and there definitely wasn't 13 seconds between me and the guy just in front at the end. There wasn't 5 seconds between Dan and Bryony's photo finish either!
Ah well, it happens. It happened when I was on token duty too. Still a big thank you to all the volunteers!

6 February at 21:25:
Go Falcon Heavy! :oD

9 February at 23:15:
"Old Macdonald had a Farm" in the style of Tom Waits; "We're All Going on a Brexit Holiday"; a death metal version of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"; "Smoke on the Water" played on cow bells - Bill Bailey, you brilliant, utter loon. A great evening's entertainment at City Hall. At times I was struggling to breathe! :oD

10 February at 10:43:
Yeeeah... I reckon I can do a half-marathon... Ran 17k this morning in about 1h25m (or 2 hours including breaks) - Concord parkrun plus the journey there and back. Pleased with that, but boy it was cold and wet though! Clearly a level of insanity going on here!
rich_jacko: (piratical)
Wow, has it really been nearly a year since I last hosted a Doctor Who evening? How about another one next Saturday, 20th January, featuring a double bill of stories written by the late, great Douglas Adams and starring the living legend that is Tom Baker? How about if one of those stories features a Doctor with a metal dog pitted against a Pirate Captain with a metal parrot, and the other features a strange alien book (but not that one), possibly the most dangerous book in the universe? Sound good?

5pm: The Pirate Planet
Searching for the missing segments which make up the Key to Time, the Doctor and Romana arrive on the planet Zanak. Although priceless gems are scattered on the streets, and the night sky changes with the dawn of each prosperous new age, the townsfolk live in fear. For in a fortress overlooking the city, the terrifying Pirate Captain is in control of the most destructive force in the galaxy...

7:30pm: Shada
When Chris Parsons borrows a book from an elderly university professor, he is surprised to find it written in a strange alien language. Chris is about to enter a world of invisible spaceships, monsters made of molten rock and computers that can talk. He'll also meet a man with a very long scarf who claims he can travel through time and space... in a police box. The missing scenes from this "abandoned" story were completed in 2017 with new animation and voice recording from the original cast.
rich_jacko: (Rey & BB-8 by Brian Kesinger)
I've now seen The Last Jedi a second time, mused over it properly, and most people who care about it will have seen it at least once by now. Time to write up my more detailed views. Needless to say, this post contains major spoilerswhich is why I've put it under this cut ).
rich_jacko: (Harry Potter)
For the last five years, I've been reading at least one new (to me) Terry Pratchett book each month. Sadly, after 75 books, I have now finally run out. I saved The Shepherd's Crown until last. It was emotional and it did not disappoint. 2017's full Pratchett run consisted of:
  • The Unadulterated Cat
  • Mrs Bradshaw's Handbook
  • The World of Poo
  • The Folklore of Discworld (with Jacqueline Simpson)
  • The Science of Discworld I-IV (with Ian Stewart and Jack Cohen)
  • The Long Cosmos (with Stephen Baxter)
  • The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and other stories
  • Father Christmas's Fake Beard and other stories
  • Seriously Funny - The Endlessly Quotable Terry Pratchett
  • Shaking Hands With Death
  • The Shepherd's Crown

On the non-Pratchett front, I read about as many other books, comfortably keeping up a >2 books per month average overall:
  • The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Becky Chambers)
  • Star Wars: Lords of the Sith (Paul S. Kemp)
  • The Man in the High Castle (Philip K. Dick)
  • Wars of the Roses: Ravenspur (Conn Iggulden)
  • Batman: The Killing Joke (Alan Moore and Brian Bolland)
  • Dear World, How Are You? (Toby Little)
  • Armada (Earnest Cline)
  • Trigger Warning (Neil Gaiman)
  • The Ashes of London (Andrew Taylor)
  • The Incredible Unlikeliness of Being (Professor Alice Roberts)
  • The Hanging Tree (Ben Aaronovitch)
  • How to Read Bridges (Edward Denison and Ian Stewart)
  • A Closed and Common Orbit (Becky Chambers)
  • The Book of Dust Vol. 1: La Belle Sauvage (Philip Pullman)

In 2018, now that the Pratchett marathon is over, I want to re-read some old favourites again. I've already begun doing this in the tail end of 2017. Following La Belle Sauvage, I started re-reading the other books in the 'His Dark Materials' cycle - Once Upon a Time in the North, Northern Lights, The Subtle Knife, and I've just started The Amber Spyglass. Once I've finished that and Lyra's Oxford, I want to read The Dresden Files again. Now, if I can just keep myself from buying too many new books...
rich_jacko: (Rey & BB-8 by Brian Kesinger)
Thor: Ragnarok - This was a blast, but Marvel are treading a fine line. Not every film can be Guardians of the Galaxy. It's easily the best Thor film, with a galaxy-spanning plot, plenty for its expanding cast to do (special mentions for Loki, Hulk and Jeff Goldblum), and it's very, very funny - but there's the rub. Whereas the GOTG films knew when to be funny, when to play emotional and when both can work together, Thor 3 is funny all of the time. None of the jokes fall flat - I was laughing out loud a lot - but they undercut a lot of what should be major dramatic events and character-defining moments. This is a shame.

A Nightmare on Elm Street - I'd never managed to see this before, and it was re-released at the cinema for Halloween. Freddie Krueger, with his bladed fingers and burned face, killing teens in their dreams, is something of a horror legend. It was interesting to finally see this classic, and interesting too to see a very fresh-faced Johnny Depp in his first film. It's very much a product of its time. All the synth music makes it feel more like an '80s music video than a horror film, and it's more entertaining than scary. Stand-out gag: the coffee machine under the bed :o)

The Death of Stalin - Amando Iannucci does it again, bringing his own particular brand of satire to Soviet Russia. This is a very black comedy, full of important people making ridiculous yet terrifying decisions, where everyone is on edge and one false move can mean death. You couldn't ask for a better cast, including Steve Buscemi, Jason Isaacs and Jeffrey Tambor. Everyone is on top form, and although it's a comedy, Iannucci doesn't shy away from his bleak subject matter. It works because the situation is so absurd. Recommended.

Murder on the Orient Express - Ken Branagh's sumptuous production with an all-star cast, including Michelle Pfeiffer, Judi Dench, Derek Jacobi, Willem Dafoe, Daisy Ridley, Johnny Depp, and Ken himself as Poirot. I knew roughly what the twist was going in, but I'd never seen or read the story before. It's classic Agatha Christie; tense, claustrophobic and gripping. The costumes, sets and scenery all look gorgeous. Screen variety dictates it, but I do think the sense of being trapped with a killer would have been heightened if the cast hadn't got off the train quite so much, but that's a trivial point. As you'd expect, the storytelling and acting are top class. Branagh's overly-flamboyant moustache was a tad distracting tough.

The Villainess - I missed this at the cinema earlier this year, owing to its very limited release, but I managed to pick it up on DVD recently. It's a highly-stylised Korean revenge thriller, in the style of Kill Bill or Oldboy. Kim Ok-vin stars as the titular villainess, a trained assassin out for revenge and to break away from the government agents controlling her. The twisty plot is sometimes confusing, with its many flashbacks and betrayals, but that doesn't matter too much. This is high-adrenaline, ultra-violent, popcorn entertainment. If you like this genre, The Villainess is one of the best of its kind.

Wonder - This could have been sentimental schmaltz. Auggie (The Room's Jacob Trembley) is a ten-year-old kid with facial deformities due to Treacher Collins Syndrome, going to school for the first time. Will he be accepted for who he is, or will he be shunned because of his looks? Okay, it is sentimental schmaltz, but what lifts it up are the shifting viewpoints. The film doesn't just focus on Auggie, but on the impact his life has on his whole family (mum Julia Roberts, dad Owen Wilson and sister Izabela Vidovic), as well as others who come into their lives. For every character you think is acting like a complete jerk, you eventually learn the reasons why. The overall message is one of kindness and patience, as we all have our own baggage to bear. A heartfelt and rounded story, it's also the best film starring Chewbacca out at the cinema at the moment. Which leads me neatly on to...

Star Wars: The Last Jedi - I may post in more detail about this once I've gathered my thoughts and when there's less need to avoid spoilers. My immediate reaction is it's a deeply frustrating film. When on form it's superb; elsewhere it's just awful. The newer characters are becoming much more rounded, vulnerable and interesting, but this comes at the cost of side-lining the original cast (in some cases almost completely). Leia gets some good moments, and Luke's meeting with one character is handled brilliantly, but for the most part Mark Hamill seems to be playing a completely different person. It's impossible to reconcile some of his choices and actions with the Luke we know, and this is the film's biggest flaw. Beyond that, the action is pretty relentless from start to finish; it's entertaining, gripping and character-driven, but there are too many false climaxes and it drags on at least half an hour too long. There are some genuinely surprising and inventive bits, but it wastes too much potential and it's still far too close a re-tread of The Empire Strikes Back, with bits of Return of the Jedi thrown in for good measure. It can be touching and funny, but some of the jokes descend into parody and feel massively out of place. It often feels more like a Marvel or traditional Disney film than like Star Wars. It's better than The Force Awakens, though.
rich_jacko: (Union Jack)
Last Friday, I saw Queen + Adam Lambert at Sheffield Arena (Sorry, "the FlyDSA Arena"). I'd been to see them before, in 2015 and absolutely loved the show. So I wasn't going to pass this one up, even if it did mean faffing around on ticket resale sites.

Joining me were Ju, Neil, Jacquie and Andy (the latter two having got their tickets separately), and my mum - who always regretted never seeing Queen live in the '80s, so I thought I'd treat her and help tick off an item on her bucket list.

I left work at 3pm to pick Mum up from the station, whereupon we had a lot of "fun" with trams - a breakdown meant we walked home from Shalesmoor, ate quickly, then had the faff of waiting 20 minutes for a tram which was due every 10, and got unexpectedly kicked off in town and had to squeeze on another with three trams' worth of other passengers. Fortunately we had allowed plenty of time. We managed to meet up with everyone else at the Arena stop and went in together. It was cold in the queue!

The set had changed since the previous tour, and this time was centred around the 40th anniversary of the News of the World album. The beat of We Will Rock You kicked off a concert that focussed mainly on Queen's '70s hits, with nothing beyond the Magic album this time around. That was fine - It was good to have them play something a bit different to last time. The stage was a giant guitar, and we had a great view - much closer than last time.

After Hammer To Fall and the epilepsy-inducing light show of Sheer Heart Attack, Adam Lambert did his contrite, "I know I'm no Freddie Mercury, but let's make tonight a tribute to him". He may not have as strong a voice, but he can hit all the notes and he certainly has Freddie's flamboyance. Perched atop a giant robot head for Killer Queen, he may have been better behaved than his cavorting on a chaise longue last time, but he still raised a few eyebrows. His self-described "gayest suit known to man" and matching tricycle during Bicycle Race were also eye-catching.

Brian May was once again the star for me. He brought the audience to tears by filling the arena with individual lights during his acoustic rendition of Love of My Life, dueting with an on-screen Freddie for the last verse. He brought us into a huge shared moment of geekery with his 3D selfie stick video - possibly the only human being on the planet to have made selfies cool. Then later on, he played a spectacular set piece in which he was lifted up by a giant robot against a space backdrop while playing an epic guitar solo ("We may be here some time!" I remarked, and we were...).

Roger Taylor also had his share of the limelight, drum battling Tyler Warren (and flipping him the bird!), as well as doing strong lead vocals (and tambourine!) for A Kind of Magic. He is turning more and more into Anthony Hopkins though!

By the time the show rounded off with Radio Ga-Ga and Bohemian Rhapsody, most of the audience were on our feet, and everyone was clapping along (with mixed ability at keeping time!). On-screen Freddie returned to whip up the crowd with his "Eh-Oh!"s before the band came back for the encore - We Will Rock You, We Are The Champions and God Save The Queen.

The show was every bit as great as last time; I've heard Queen albums, watched videos of concerts and been to tribute acts, but nothing compares to being there when they play live. The lights, sound and showmanship are spectacular, and the atmosphere is second to none. My Mum has been to an awful lot of concerts, and was still blown away, declaring it to be absolutely brilliant.

We hit the merchandise stall on the way out, and got a bit split up from the others, but we made it home a lot less eventfully than the journey there. After parkrun the next morning, I escorted Mum back to the station for her train home, before a busy rest of the day, packed with shopping, D&D and Edy's mince pies evening. Then (a bit of) snow, swimming, cinema and more roleplaying the next day. A grand weekend! :o)

rich_jacko: (TFs 2007)
I will be hosting the second of my two X-Men movie evenings next Saturday (18th), from 4pm. That's 4pm, not 5pm!

We'll be watching First Class, Days Of Future Past and Apocalypse this time around. Come and enjoy what seems to be universally regarded as an excellent prequel trilogy*. You don't get those very often ;o)

*Just try not to pick holes in the continuity.

None of the films are under two hours, so I'll be trying to avoid any long breaks while people disappear for food. Instead, I'll provide garlic bread and oven pizzas on top of the usual snacks. Feel free to bring your own food too.

Hope to see you here!
rich_jacko: (River Tam XKCD)
It - I was surprised by how good this was. Suitably creepy, and Bill Skarsgard makes for a perfectly devilish Pennywise, but at its heart, it's a coming-of-age film rather than a horror film. And a damn funny one at that. The "losers" are a flawed, likeable bunch of teen characters, well-acted and with all the inane, crude, totally believable dialogue you'd expect from their age group. They fall in and out with each other as they try to solve the mysterious disappearances plaguing the town, leading to a delightfully over-the-top confrontation with the killer clown. I'll go out on a limb and say this is better than the TV version.

Victoria and Abdul - So-so period drama in which Judi Dench reprises her role as Queen Victoria (and an interesting comparison with Clara Oswald Jenna Coleman's younger incarnation in the ITV series at the moment). It tells the little-known story of her close friendship with Indian representative Abdul (Ali Fazal) in her old age, much to the outrage of her court. Both leads give great performances, but the problem is we don't see them together nearly enough. We keep getting told how important they are to one another, but the film rarely shows it. The depiction of racial politics isn't nearly as clever as the film-makers think it is either.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle - Eggsy (Taron Egerton), Merlin (Mark Strong) and, ludicrously improbably, Harry (Colin Firth) are back, in a rather lame sequel that doesn't know what to do with itself. Where the first film was a brutal and brilliant satire on the Bond movie genre, this one just wants to be what it's sending up. There are funny jokes, Julianne Moore's super-villain is a lot of fun, and Elton John is clearly having a blast playing himself, but none of this is enough to save the film. Kingsman's American counterparts (even when they're led by Jeff Bridges) are hackneyed, and 2h20m is way too long for this type of comedy.

Mother! - Oh dear. This had promise - a claustrophobic psychological thriller with a great cast. Jennifer Lawrence plays a protagonist trapped in a house where her husband (Javier Bardem) keeps inviting random strangers in. First come Ed Harris and wife Michelle Pfeiffer, then things escalate and violent tragedy strikes, again and again. Something very strange is going on. While atmospheric, unfortunately the film is nonsense. Characters you think are important disappear, never to be seen again; no one's behaviour makes any kind of sense, and the final resolution is deeply unsatisfying. Avoid.

The Lego Ninjago Movie - The third Lego movie, and this franchise is well and truly settling down into a formula now. Once again, it's the "father and son learn to play nicely together" theme, as Lloyd (Dave Franco) battles his absentee father, Lord Garmadon (Justin Theroux). Not as clever as the previous two (and missing Batman!), it kind of feels like the film-makers are dialling this one in. There's still a lot to like - as always, the visual imagination and detail are astonishing, and there are plenty of genuine laugh-out-loud gags, especially in the first act (involving news anchors, lots of sharks and, in one case, seven Wilhelm screams in a row). Kudos also for Jackie Chan - always worth watching - and for maintaining his out-takes tradition. It's not a bad film by any means, just lacking something.

Blade Runner 2049 - Being unfamiliar with the original, I watched it and this sequel back-to-back. It definitely felt like a worthy follow-up, and does everything a sequel should - It builds on and expands the world and the concepts; it moves the story onward; and leaves just enough unanswered questions to keep you guessing. 30 years on, the story follows Officer K (Ryan Gosling), a replicant "blade runner" who uncovers a dangerous secret which eventually leads him to Deckard (Harrison Ford). It looks amazing and keeps you in suspense. But it also has all the flaws of the original - ponderous plotting, somewhat full of its own self-importance, and nasty gender politics. Won't win over any converts, but it worked for me.

Goodbye, Christopher Robin - A surprisingly hard-hitting story of the origins of a certain bear of very little brain, dwelling on weighty subjects from the aftermath of war to the damaging effects of celebrity culture. A.A. Milne (Domhnall Gleeson), shell-shocked from WW1 and going through a marital crisis, is not portrayed as a natural as a father. He eventually bonds with is son, "Billy Moon" (Will Tilston), as they create Pooh's adventures together, but are Milne and his wife Daphne (Margot Robbie) exploiting their son in pursuit of literary success? As Christopher grows up (into Alex Lawther), he resents his unwanted fame. And there's another war coming...

Loving Vincent - Gorgeous animation done through oil paintings traced over live footage. The Van Gogh-style colour sequences stand out more than the more photo-realistic, black and white flashbacks, but this is a beautiful film that's well worth seeing for the visuals alone. The plot follows Armand (Douglas Booth), son of one of Van Gogh's friends, as he re-traces the painter's final days and tries to piece together the events leading up to his death. It's a bit stilted, but an interesting enough story, and you won't care when it looks as sumptuous as this.
rich_jacko: (TFs 2007)
I will be hosting the first of two X-Men movie evenings this Saturday, starting at 4pm. We'll do the first three (in terms of release date) this time around, and watch the prequels on another night.

I thought about doing them the other way around, but that doesn't really work when it comes to Days of Future Past...

So, X-Men from 4pm, X2: X-Men United from 6:30pm (allowing for a food break), and X-Men 3: The Last Stand from 8:50pm.
rich_jacko: (Herd of Sheffield - Small Beginnings)
I am feeling justifiably pleased with myself, although my legs are stiff today.

Yesterday I ran the Sheffield 10k. It was a glorious morning for it, "Costa del Sheffield," as the Hallam FM chap kept calling it. A bit warm for a big run, perhaps, but that much sunshine at the tail end of September is hardly something to complain about - just look at the weather this morning...

I met up with Kelly and Liz before the race. The "race village" had taken over Tudor Square and the surrounding area. There was a real carnival atmosphere and it felt great to be a part of it.

The run itself went very well. I was glad I'd sussed out much of the route beforehand, so I was prepared for where the hills were! The kilometre markers were useful aids to pacing, as well as encouraging motivation. The spectators lining the route were fantastic too - I don't think I've ever had so many high fives, especially from the Team Macmillan crowd on Ecclesall Road.

Running down Brocco Bank was a well-earned breather (with sweeties!) before heading back into town for the finish. I'd paced myself reasonably well, but the slight uphill between 8k and 9k was a bit of a struggle. My target was sub-50 minutes; my stretch target was sub-45 minutes. So when I saw 44 minutes on the digital display over the finish line, I was determined to push for the finish.

My "gun time" (from the starting gun) was 44:36, and my "chip time" (from the chip recording me pass the start line) was a mighty 44:04. I am very satisfied with that. I finished in 280th place out of a field of 3,829 runners, 261st for my gender and 52nd for my age group. More importantly, I raised £335 for Macmillan Cancer Support, so thank you to everyone who sponsored me. (It's not too late!)

I've already signed up for the same event next year, and I'm going to keep running in the meantime. The Sheffield half marathon next??? :o)


rich_jacko: (eclipse)
It seems, from today's xkcd, that Randall's had a pretty good 2017. I was ahead of the game, however:

My first total solar eclipse was in Turkey during March 2006. (That's it, in the icon at the top of this post.) I hope to see another in the USA in August 2024, and again in Spain in 2026.

My first aurorae were in Norway during March 2015. Barring freak lucky glimpses (I hear there's a good chance from the UK tonight!), I hope to see more of the Northern Lights, as well as much more of Scandinavia, a lot sooner than my next solar eclipse.

Meteor storm? Well, I've seen Perseid and Leonid meteor showers several times but, like Randall, I guess I'm going to have to wait until 2034 to see a full-blown meteor storm.

The solar system is astonishing. 8o)
rich_jacko: (River Tam XKCD)
War for the Planet of the Apes - This feels like the last of the PotA prequels. That's probably a good thing. 'Rise' was a great film, full of intriguing ideas and story, but its two sequels have felt a bit unnecessary, and are just coasting off the success of the first. On the other hand, they are very well made. The characters are good, the effects are astonishing, and the stories are perfectly competent. I don't know; they just seem a bit lacking. Anyway, this time round it's a concentration camp film, with Andy Serkis's ape leader Caesar pitted against a slightly unhinged colonel played by Woody Harrelson. If you've seen the other two, you may as well watch this. If you haven't seen any, just watch the first one.

Dunkirk - Oh my word, Chris Nolan's depiction of the 1940 Dunkirk evacuation is spectacular. I cannot emphasise enough how much you need to see this on the biggest screen you can find, preferably on IMAX. It just won't have the same impact at home. Filmed with real Spitfires, minimal CGI, and a near-constant ticking stopwatch, this is raw and visceral. It gives as strong an impression as we're ever likely to get as to what it must have been like to actually be there. The three interlocking storylines (one week / one day / one hour) are a little confusing at first, but you don't really need to work out the exact chronology to appreciate it. There are so many personal tales of bravery and cowardice (sometimes from the same person), resilience and self-sacrifice. Watch it at the cinema before it's too late.

The Big Sick - The true story of how a Pakistani comic (Kumail Nanjiani, playing himself) met his wife Emily (Zoe Hazen). As she is a white American, his highly conservative family do not approve of the match. Boy meets girl, girl breaks up with boy, girl falls into a coma, boy remains hopelessly devoted to girl. Billed as a rom-com, there are certainly funny moments in it, but it's far from an out-and-out comedy. It's clearly a heartfelt and very personal story by Kumail. Perhaps it doesn't focus enough on what works in a film, but on the other hand, it wouldn't then ring true. As it is, the story is quite unlike anything else in its genre. Some bits work, others not so well, but its sweet and uplifting.

Atomic Blonde - Don't be fooled into thinking this is another strike for feminist action heroes, a la Wonder Woman. This is an exploitation movie, pure and simple. Set around the fall of the Berlin Wall, it follows MI6 agent Lorraine Broughton (Charlize Theron) as she navigates intrigue and assassinations while trying to recover state secrets from shadowy agents in East Berlin. James McAvoy, John Goodman and Toby Jones also star. It's a lot of fun. The action sequences are both cool and brutal; the soundtrack is great; and the story moves at quite a pace. It's far from political correct, and it is complete trash, but it's fun, well-made trash.

The Dark Tower - The signs weren't great for this loose adaptation / spin-off of Stephen King's elaborate fantasy series. Beset by a troubled production and panned by the critics, it's nevertheless an intriguing film, crossing back and forth between modern New York and a world of gods and high fantasy. Imagine Narnia meets Marvel. Idris Elba's gunslinger and Matthew McConaughey's man in black bring the heavyweight acting creds, and the teenage lead doesn't do a bad job. It's an impressively efficient film as well, clocking in at just over 90 minutes and not bothering with unnecessary exposition. It just about makes sense, though it seems to barely scratch the surface of a much larger world. Okay, but hardly great.

Detroit - A harrowing yet compelling depiction of real life police brutality during the race riots of 1967. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow of Hurt Locker / Zero Dark Thirty fame, you know it's going to be gritty and uncompromising. The story follows the events leading up to, during, and after the 'Algiers Motel incident', in which three young black men were killed. Algee Smith and Will Poulter head up a gripping cast as victim and oppressor. Special mention too for Star Wars' John Boyega, excellent in a minor role as a security guard caught up in the events. Difficult viewing, and a depiction of the dark side of America; it's a must-see film, but you'll probably only want to see it once.

The Limehouse Golem - Bill Nighy, Olivia Cooke and Daniel Mays star in an atmospheric murder mystery set in the seedy underbelly of Victorian society. Beginning at the end, we follow Nighy's Inspector Kildare as he gradually pieces together the clues to try to find the serial killer, while simultaneously trying to clear the name of Lizzie (Cooke), a former music hall girl accused of poisoning her husband. Are the two cases linked? The convoluted flashbacks, in which the facts and faces change as Kildare discovers more details, make the plot seem more complicated than it is. You can work out the twists, but it doesn't really matter. This is an entertaining slice of the macabre, with a very strong cast at the top of their game.
rich_jacko: (Herd of Sheffield - Small Beginnings)
So, I am doing a sponsored running thing on 24th September, trying to raise money for Macmillan Cancer support. If you'd like to sponsor me, I've set up a fundraising page here.
rich_jacko: (steampunk)
Some of you may remember that I once built a Lego pub, then a while later I made a bigger version as a modular build. You may also remember that I built a Lego church... Yeah, I think we can all see where this is heading:



Let me take you through the building of this humongous creation, starting at the bottom and working our way up:

First, the floor. I've been wanting to try a diagonal floor in a modular build for a while now, and this seemed like a good project for it. It turned out to be immensely complicated - what you see below is 562 pieces on its own. Just for the floor.



Pythagoras tells me that a 12x12 square is 16.97 on the diagonal. That's close enough to 17 to be well within Lego tolerances. Once I *ahem* realised those measurements needed to be from centre-of-stud to centre-of-stud, and I needed to build a 13x13 square with a diagonal of 18, it worked perfectly and I was able to fix the floor in place at 45 degrees.

Here we are at 1,000 pieces:



You can see how I began to cover up the rough edges of the floor. The furnishings go in now. Some of them, such as the organ, pulpit and knight's tomb, are ported over pretty much unchanged from my previous church model. Others, such as the pews (Pew! Pew!), font and altar are, um, altered and improved. A few, such as the screens for the chapel on the left-hand side, are entirely new. That staircase at the front right corner will eventually lead up to the footbridge over the road.

I should probably say at this stage that these photos don't accurately represent my building process. Much as I might like to claim I had the whole project worked out in advance, then built it from the ground up, the reality was a lot more messy. There was a lot of trial and error, designing and re-designing, creating one section then going back to modify a different section to make them fit together. These photos were taken during the final re-build, when I was doing the piece count and making last checks to see where I could improve structural integrity.

Anyway, here we are at 2,000 pieces:



...and finally, with the lower stage completed, at 3,060 pieces:



The front wall had to be double thickness to accommodate the niches with the statues, and to embed half the pillars on the inside. This also gave me scope for further detail, tapering the walls as they rise in the next stage. Having the entrance gable stand proud meant I could make the entrance arch triple thickness, giving a strong impression to any minifigs walking in that this is a really solid stone building.

Onto the second stage - the aisle roofs, triforium and clerestory. This section was a pain to build, as it didn't properly hold together until it was almost complete. Here it is at 500 pieces:



...at 1,000 pieces:



...and complete, at 1,453 pieces:



I want to pause here to talk about window design. There are a lot of single-stud translucent pieces making up the stained glass windows in this model - 1,198 of them in the lower stage and a further 537 in the upper stage, in fact. I experimented with a variety of techniques to get the best effects. Some (particularly in the apse, which was tricky enough to build as it was!) are simply piled on top of each other, but many are not.



A rose window was the first element I decided I wanted to include if I was to build a bigger church. Here is the finished version alongside the prototype I built to work out the circular(ish) shape. I found that the windows tended to dictate the heights of each stage. Although I knew I wanted the main roof height to stand just a little higher than other modular buildings, the height of the rose window heavily influenced the height of the upper stage. The window's height and width were determined by the space between the towers on a standard 32x32 baseplate, and also by how many grey 1x1 plates I had to play with!

All the windows along the sides of the church (and one at the front) are made using SNOT. I don't tend to make things with SNOT much; it's messy and I tend to end up stuck with lumps I don't know what to do with... Okay, I'll stop. ;o) SNOT is a real term used by Lego experts (though I'm sure the acronym amuses them). It stands for Studs Not On Top. Here it gave me a much better arch shape, and narrow mullions for the windows. Lego geometry helped to set the size here - 6 studs wide exactly matches 5 bricks high. Useful to know!

Moving onwards and upwards to the roof, this section comes to a mere 408 pieces:



Note the gargoyle and the decoration created with Technic beams and single-stud round plates at the front. The curved shape was a challenge at the back, and took nearly all my available roof corner bricks to achieve.

There is decorative vaulting inside the roof. Unfortunately I ended up with a wide expanse of flat plate at ceiling level before the vaulting begins in the middle. This was a case where structural integrity won out over aesthetics; the roof would be too flimsy if the vaulting went right to the edges.



We're nearly at full height now. Just the towers to go:



This spire probably went through more redesigns than any other part of the model. Given the gradient on Lego roof bricks is at most 3:1, it would be short and stumpy if I just used those. So I had to get more imaginative. Each rebuild made it taller. The dimensions of the tower underneath are determined by the large 8-stud wide arch on each side. The tower went through a couple of designs too; originally I had just a single, simple arched window on each side, before I made the design more elaborate.

There's no spire atop the second tower. Maybe there was one once. Maybe the townspeople ran out of money before it could be finished. Maybe Rich ran out of the necessary black pieces and wanted to try something different. ;o)



It is, however, a bell tower, as you can see. This was another port over from my original church model, improved a little. Technic beams support the bell and allow it to swing. There's also a clock on the outside. The spire tower came to 448 pieces, while the bell tower clocks in (Sorry!) at 262 pieces.

The last few bits to go - I wanted to build a "Bridge of Sighs" leading to buildings on the other side of the road from the church. As well as being something I wanted to have a go at building, this is all part of a Grand Plan (TM) for how all my modular buildings are eventually going to fit together. The connecting building over the road is only six studs wide, to enable it to fit neatly alongside corner buildings, such as the Palace Cinema or the Brick Bank.

The road base is made up of 90 pieces, the bridge 362, and the narrow building 431.



The narrow building, like other modular buildings, splits into 4 stages. Arches in the sides allow you to see in, as well as allowing the door to open (Six studs wide is surprisingly limiting!). Stairs at the back allow access to the bridge.



The photos below show the completed church - a mighty 6,514 pieces in total, which is two to three times a standard modular building. You could maybe shave 100 to 200 pieces off that for the places where I didn't have enough large bricks and had to use multiple smaller ones instead. This project has virtually exhausted my supplies of grey pieces! You can see the church really should extend back further; it's not very deep. Given unlimited pieces, I might have extended it over another baseplate, but all I'd be doing is repeating the bays I've already made. There'd be no new design involved, although it would allow more space for more than just the brief impression of a churchyard that I was able to include.

I've also photographed the church alongside other models for scale. At 74cm tall, it's about twice the height of a typical modular building, but a fair bit shorter than the Disney Castle or the Saturn V.



Here are some more views inside. The first of these pictures is probably the only time I've given myself vertigo photographing a Lego build! The second and third show off the stained glass windows quite effectively. The "temple and arch" decorative features on either side of the doors in the last photo were a late addition, to add interest to an otherwise fairly blank stretch of wall.



...and some more views of the outside too. You can properly appreciate how it all fits together in these photos. Although, as mentioned, the church doesn't extend back very far, I'm pleased with how the overall proportions turned out.



Finally, why do most people go to church? Hatch, match and despatch :o)

rich_jacko: (Doctor Who)
I am still cross with the last episode of Doctor Who. For so many reasons, chief among them that it squandered all the ingenious concepts and twists of World Enough and Time in favour of a tired "The Doctor defends a village from the monsters" non-story; the lazy conlectus ex machina ending; and the Doctor's inexplicable refusal to regenerate.

That last one is a real shame. How fantastic would it have been to learn the identity of the 13th Doctor by actually watching her regenerate during the show, rather than through a pointless media circus and dialogue-free trailers?

Ah well, we are where we are.

So, Jodie Whittaker. As I said over on that Facebook, it's nice that we finally have a Doctor who's from Yorkshire. ;o)

My immediate reaction to the casting was the same as it has been for most of the recent Doctors (Peter Capaldi excepted) - "That's interesting. Who's she?" I neither think this is the best thing ever to happen to the show, nor the worst thing. As always, I reserve judgement until I see what she's like in the role.

The reactions to the change in gender have been entirely predictable. But you'd have to have been seriously not paying attention if you hadn't noticed any of the many ways this moment has been prepared for.* Frankly, it would have been a surprise if they hadn't cast a female Doctor this time. But complaining about the choice of new Doctor is nothing new. I'm not sure the sexism about the 13th being female is fundamentally any different from the ageism about the 12th being too old or the 11th being too young. People will always find something to whinge about, especially online.

* No, it's not the end, any more than it was in 1981. ;o)

I am absolutely certain that in four years' time or whenever it's announced, the choice of 14th Doctor will be met with either:

"How could they cast another woman? Does this mean we'll never have another male Doctor again? It's an outrage!"

Or:

"How could they go back to casting another man? Does this mean we'll never have another female Doctor again? It's an outrage!"

Heh. This is what I said in 2013 in response to complaints that the 12th Doctor wasn't cast as a woman:

  • "The Doctor is firmly established as a male character. There have been one or two throwaway lines, but I don't think there's ever been a serious suggestion that Time Lords can change sex when they regenerate. None of those we've seen in multiple regenerations (the Doctor, the Master, Romana, River (part Time Lord!), Borusa, etc.) appear to have ever done so."


Funny in hindsight. I have (and indeed had) no objection to there being a female Doctor; the important thing is that they cast someone who's right for the role. But I didn't buy into the view that casting another man was some sort of snub, when it had never been firmly established that, in-whoniverse, changing gender during regeneration was actually a thing which could happen. (Those who wanted it to be clung strongly to the Corsair, but one throwaway line by a guest writer is not a lot to go on, especially given Rule 1...).

The show has, of course, moved on a long way since then. Re-gender-ation is now a firmly established part of the mythos. The fact that we hadn't come across it previously is explained in that remaining the same gender still seems to be the most common outcome. However, changing gender happens frequently enough to be cause for no more than mild surprise (see the General's regeneration in Hell Bent as evidence for both these points). That's more than fine with me. And it did build the case that there should be a female Doctor sooner or later.

Am I nervous about the next series? Of course I am. There's a new Doctor and a new head writer at the helm, and that's always cause for uncertainty. I am sorry to see Peter Capaldi go, as he has been an excellent Doctor. And while Steve Moffat seems to have been running out of ideas for a while now, Chris Chibnal's record as a Whoniverse writer is rather mixed, to say the least - 42? Superb episode. The Hungry Earth / Cold Blood? Hmmm, not bad. Dinosaurs on a Spaceship / The Power of Three / Pond Life? A bit too soapy for my tastes. Torchwood series 1 and 2? Probably best forgotten...

I also worry slightly about how the change in gender is going to be handled. I really hope they don't make some dreadful attempt to "feminise" the character. So long as Whittaker's Doctor continues to be eccentric, reckless, brilliant, alien, the smartest person in the room, filled with a powerful sense of justice, ruthless to those who deserve it, compassionate to everyone else, full of wonder at the universe, young and old all at once, and a mad woman with a box, she'll do alright. :o)

My other worry is that we get a whole series of "girls are better than boys" gibes. One is fine, as a humorous way of acknowledging the change in gender, before moving on (see Missy, and the General again). But I fear they may decide to make it a running gag, which would just end up pandering to gender stereotypes and offending everyone. Let's hope not.

As I said earlier, we shouldn't pre-judge. Change has been an essential part of the show throughout its 54 years. The dawn of a new chapter in its history is always cause for excitement as well as trepidation. This one is no different in that respect. I wouldn't have it any other way.
rich_jacko: (River Tam XKCD)
The Mummy - Tom Cruise stars in this reboot, which attempts to be a darker, more serious horror film than the previous Brendan Fraser franchise. And therefore completely misses the point. All the tongue-in-cheek nonsense was what made it so enjoyable! Fortunately, it doesn't manage to be completely serious. Russell Crowe's brief role as a certain Dr Henry Jekyll being a case in point. ;o) There's occasionally an inventive idea, such as Ahmanet (Sophia Boutella)'s ability to command a sandstorm - and that also works with sand which has become glass... It's okay, as these things go, but not one I'd recommend.

Gifted - I liked this. An obscure little film about a 7-year-old maths prodigy (Mckenna Grace) being raised by Captain America Chris Evans. Mary's precociousness ("3+3? Really?") and somewhat wilful sense of ethics make it hard for her to blend in at a normal school. (I did wonder if this was going to be "Goblin Child: The Movie" ;o) ). Then her grandmother (Lindsay Duncan) turns up with grand plans for Mary's future, and a bitter custody battle begins. Jenny Slate and Hidden Figures' Octavia Spencer also star. It's a sweet film, with performances which ring true, highs, lows, and some great laugh-out-loud moments. "Good morning, Miss Stephenson!" ;o)

Baby Driver - A new Edgar Wright film usually means, "Shut up and take my money now!" This is no exception, and easily one of my top five films this year. Baby (Ansel Elgort) is a whizz behind the wheel, and works as a getaway driver for a mob boss (Kevin Spacey). Permanently tuned into the music through his headphones, he's alienated and mistrusted by his fellow crooks, chief among them Bats (Jamie Foxx). Baby dreams getting away with his would-be-girlfriend Deborah (Lily James). The film starts off fairly light-hearted, but inevitability things take a turn for the worse. It feels very much like a '90s Tarantino film, and Quentin has given it his seal of approval. Plus it has an epically brilliant soundtrack thoughout. Go see it.

Despicable Me 3 - Gru (Steve Carell) was sorely missing from The Minions Movie. It's great to have him back, teaming up with twin brother Dru (also Carell) against new baddie, Balthazar Bratt (Trey Parker). The problem is the writers don't seem to know what to do with the rest of the cast. Lucy (Kristen Wiig) has a lame sub-plot, fretting about being a good mom; the girls have so little to do, they mainly just play on their tablets (which may be realistic, but isn't what I go to the cinema to see); and Dr Nefario has been written out entirely (admittedly by a brilliant gag). The minions have their own mini-adventure, completely disconnected from the main plot (although them singing Gilbert & Sullivan is genius). Bratt is a decent enough bad guy, and I enjoyed the '80s gags, but he's rather too similar to Vector from the first movie. Sadly, this franchise appears to have run out of ideas.

Wonder Woman - I'd heard good things about this, so I made it the first entry in the DC Cinematic Universe (TM) I actually went to see. Indeed it is pretty decent. Diana (Gal Godot) herself and military sidekick Steve (Chris Pine) make an effective lead duo. The film handles the concept of a hidden island populated entirely by warrior women pretty well, and World War I gives it an interesting backdrop. But, even after 20 years, DC still seem to be struggling with the spectre of Batman & Robin. The comic book elements are subdued and it tries too hard to be earnest and worthy, as if it's ashamed of its pulp fiction origins. It's also at least half an hour too long. Only in a few fight scenes does it properly cut loose.

Spider-Man: Homecoming - Being overly serious is not something you can accuse Marvel of. This latest chapter spins out of Captain America: Civil War. At first it feels like a high school movie, and I thought, "Marvel, what are you doing?" But then it kicks into high gear and becomes a joy to watch as Spidey (Tom Holland) tries to prove himself to his mentor, a disapproving Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr, clearly having a ball and almost stealing the film). Throw in Michael Keaton as an excellent and surprisingly low-key baddie, a great twist, and some fantastically nerdy t-shirts, and we've got another winner. And Stark Industries definitely makes the best toys. Stay tuned for the credit cookie, which made half the audience collapse in hysterics. :o)

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